
Now that Tech TV is bringing
Robot Wars back to the small
screen, this seems
like a perfect time to offer a review of
Brad Stone's latest book,
Gearheads: The Turbulent Rise of Robotic Sports
. As it
turns out,
the history of robotic combat is almost as violent as the shows are. To
read the full review, click the "read more" link below.
Review by R. Steven Rainwater
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Title: Gearheads, The Turbulent Rise of Robotics Sports
Author: Brad Stone
ISBN Number: 0-7432-2951-7
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Number of Pages: 284
List of Chapters:
Prologue
Part I The Age of Robot Wars
Chapter 1 The Purist
Chapter 2 Beginnings
Chapter 3 Robot Wars Years
Chapter 4 Courtrooms and Other Arenas of Violent Combat
Part II Attack of the Human Money Bots
Chapter 5 The Ice Age
Chapter 6 Thorpus Delicti
Chapter 7 The Exalted Stage
Chapter 8 The Square of 2.70
Chapter 9 Marc Thorpe vs. Robot Wars
Chapter 10 The Final Showdown
Okay, let's get two things out of the way right off. First, this book
isn't going to show you how to build a robot. There are no schematics,
no parts lists, none of the step-by-step assembly diagrams you find in
the sort of books robot builders usually read. Second, the "robots" in
this book are actually the radio-controlled vehicles seen on robot
combat TV shows. But, even if the pedants among us complain about this
now commonplace (mis)use of the term robot - don't worry about it,
you'll enjoy the book. It's a good read.
So, what is this book about? It's the story of Marc Thorpe and
his quest to create a new sport in which humans battle to the death
through mechanical surrogates. It's the inside story of Thrope's
dream of profiting from organized mechanical violence and the
interconnections
with Robot Wars, Battlebots,
disputes with SRL, disputes with TV networks, and a never-ending series
of lawsuites.
There's also lot of robotics history along the way; SRL's strange
robotic creations, Dean Kamen and FIRST, the MIT 2.70 competitions, and
the Critter Crunch, One thing you have to give this book credit for is
giving the Critter Crunch a mention in the history of "robot" combat.
They were doing their thing years before anyone had heard of Robot Wars
but seldom get recognized for it.
Along the way, the books relates the impressions of an unexpected
assortment of people about the combat robot phenomena. Joel of MST3K
fame comments on an early Robot Wars event saying it didn't take any
vision to realize it was going to be huge. Dean Kamen of FIRST and
Woodie Flowers of the MIT 2.70 robot competitions realize after watching
the first episode of Battlebots in horror that robot combat shows are
destined to confuse the public about what robots are and what
robot competitions are all about.
It's a compelling but not entirely happy story following Thorpe's
seemingly infinite ability to make deals with the wrong people, leading
to robot combat's descent into the mechanical equivalent of professional
wrestling. The book serves as a cautionary tale for anyone hoping to
make it big and thinking that deals with record companies and television
networks is the way to go. As the judge says of Thorpe in one of the
endless lawsuits, "when you sell your soul to the devil, you can't
pretend it's still yours".
I can tell it turned into a scripted event.
Only the favored robot is allowed to win. They'd have the
house bots gang up on the robot that was winning to ensure it lost.
Also to please the crowd, if a robot died or became disabled too
quickly, the house bots would tear it up real good then. As it was
supposed to last until the commericial break.
Thus if you built a really competitive $20,000 (US) bot, they would
refuse your entry into the competition as you weren't one of the
insiders. Only if your bot wasn't very good and they could have it lose
spectacularly would they let you in.
Once I saw what they were doing, I completely lost interest.
I once thought about building a titanium framed and covered bot, using
stainless steel plates strategically placed as reinforement. With a
vicious saw blade, and a heavy duty flipper. I would use 1" axles with
protected wheels. But then if they won't let you enter, what's the use.