 | iRobot Introduces the Scooba |
Posted 26 May 2005 at 00:04 UTC by steve  |
"sucks up the excess water and stores it to be
dumped later using artificial intelligence".
[my take on this sentence]
So... when iScooba fills up with liquids, its AI kicks in, first of
all crossing it's legs and bouncing it up and down emitting slight
squeals and then the AI helps it to run around searching and "holding"
for the right moment until it can find a IR beaconed marking tree in
the bathroom to dump it's contents? Now isn't that a releif? Seeing
that the iScooba is so accurate it would probably only need a Pea
(sp?) sized toilet? What if instead of finding the IR beaconed tree
it finds your leg instead and then dumps its contents? That would
really suck.
Does it have some kind of sensor to detect moppable (tile, sealed
hardwood, concrete) and non-moppable (Berber carpet, Oriental rug) surfaces?
Forget the AI. If I can teach it to enter the cubicle of a co-worker,
announce itself, slowly empty the contents of its robo-bladder (maybe
while saying "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!") and then split, I'll buy one.
I'll keep it right next to Clocky.